International Womens Day - THE ACRONYM

i had too.

I - like things that have glitter glued to them
N- ever met a cat I didn't like
T - ry to eat only the same thing from every restaurant I go to (ahhhh!! change!!!)
E - nvy women who have a space between their legs
R- eally like cute cars.  Like mine. (and yes I bought it for that reason)
N- ail polish on my toes makes me happy inside
A- lways shopping online for things I don't need but have to have or will perish
T- alk a lot when I drink
I - whine. Often.
O- mg. wtf? smh. ttyl!
N- ot about to give away my too small jeans because "maybe one day..."
A - nxious to give birth after watching everyone & their dogs have babies on Facebook
L- ike to drink cold red wine

W- ill continue to pretend that I am happy for people who get engaged before me
O- ften spend my nights on Twitter, while periodically glancing at a reality TV show
M- ake cookies and then hate myself for 3 days
E- very opinion I have is right
N- agging is not my passion, it's a lifestyle
S- e - x??

D- ifficult doesn't begin to explain what happens once a month..
A- lways in love, sometimes in lust, and never sugar coat
Y- es, they are real

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY to all those amazing women out there!! And to all the girls who have yet to become women, print this list and keep it as a cheat sheet.  If you can master these simple tasks, then you can celebrate next year!!