14.12.11

Christmas Baking Blog Series: {Gingerbread Men - The Photoshoot}

Warning: DO NOT start decorating Gingerbread men at 2am.
It's addicting.

Gingerbread Santa's got a lot of balls.
get it?

The Lisa Simpson of Gingerbread men - or as she'd have it, "women"
know it all.

Can you spot the x-rated one?
I call him "Gingerbread Adam"

I bake for my employees at work so they'll like me.
x-rated ones not included.

Still gingerbread, just less man-shaped.
Frosty appears to be melting... oops...

Goodie Bag gingerbread men for my birthday soiree this weekend.
No one goes home lonely on my birthday

;)

Booze: The Key to a Merry Christmas

Of course I am talking about booze.

What else is there?

Family?
Love?
Giving gifts of love to family?
Pffffffft......

From Brandy to Baileys, or boxed wine to champagne - the last 3 weeks of December are usually soaked up enough to send anyone into AA on the first day of the New Year.

First up is my birthday on the 18th.  Every year is better then the next, because I can never seem to remember the one from the year previous. This year should be amazing, as I can't even begin to tell you what my 28th was  like since I blacked out since I'm too old to remember things -- I just know it was great.



Then comes Christmas.  Egg nog and punch and wines of all kind! My mom loves her wine, and I have developed the same taste for that potent bottle of grapes turned into magic juice.  Whether it be red or white, any and all natural wine is welcome in my home (and bloodstream) on this joyous day.



New Years  - I don't even need to say more then whoever doesn't have a drink to cheers and spill all over each other, as we hug when the clock strikes twelve o'clock - is a loser.  At least have a glass in your hand.  Also, for those single people out there, a little bubbly makes it that much easier to get that lucky kiss at midnight.  If it sounds like I'm saying getting drunk makes people easy - it's because, well, I am and it does.   Google it.

So whatever your drink of choice is this season, please drink responsibly and DO NOT for the love of god get behind the wheel.  We all know it's bad, so let's all just cut the bullshit excuses and take a taxi.

Merry "Pah-tay" Christmas To All, and too all a good night!

Even Tiny Tim, but somebody needs to check that kid's ID before he gets any nog.....

8.12.11

Princess Toadstool - The 1st (of many) Blog Posts

I would like to direct you to the right side of your screen
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If you've ever taken the time to read my profile, I proclaimed myself a crazy-cat lady who didn't own a cat.

UNTIL NOW!!!!

Not only do I have that reason to update my bio, but in less then 2 weeks I will also be turning 29.  I'm surprisingly alright with this, being that there is still a "2" in front of the number.  Check in with me a year from now and I might be committed having a nervous breakdown not taking things as calmly.

Back to the cat, because seriously who cares about ANYTHING when there's talk of a cat.

I had been bugging bf for 5 years to get a pet I could watch tv with.  Turtles are great and all, except that they're not the best at snuggling.  In fact, they absolutely suck at it.  So this year, for my birthday - I was on a mission.

Operation Get Bf to get me a Cat had begun, and I went into full swing.  We also got whiskey (which I highly suggest for those trying obtain a certain gift this year).  One thing leads to another and I'm googling kittens in vancouver. Next thing you know, I'm emailing a lady in Richmond about coming to see kittens. The very next day, I met bf after work and we were heading to HOLD KITTENS.  I WAS GETTING SO EXCITED AT THE THOUGHT OF HOLDING KITTENS -- AND THEN HE STOPPED AT THE BANK!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I knew what was about to happen, and within two hours time I was sitting at home with my new, adorable 8 week old baby kitten.
LIKE WHAT?!
She was obviously timid, but I obviously smothered her wouldn't leave her alone let her explore on her own.  She slept a bunch, and snuggled some and 3 days in I can already say that I am complete.  For the moment, anyways.  Bf now has kitty leverage on me - and he knows it.  But, for the moment, I will comply...

After all, who can be mad when there's a kitten in the room?  That's right. Crazy people.

And now, adorably introducing, Toad!!






4.12.11

Holiday Baking Blog Series: Easy {and long over due} Tiramisu!


Perfect dessert for the holidays, especially when you hang out with a bunch of boozers, such as myself.
Even for the non-boozers in your life, this amazingly quick to make 'misu is always as delicious as each time before.  The recipe is by Monica, who is an employee of a friend of mine.  The employees were all asked to contribute a favourite recipe, and it's easy to see why Monica chose this one.  Of all the Christmas Party food ideas out there, this will make your guests think you are a better baker then you are - mostly because there's no baking involved!

Here we go.

The Things You Will Need To Buy Before Starting:
3 eggs
1 cup white sugar
1 container of mascarpone cheese
1/2 litre of strong brewed coffee at room temp. (i like hazelnut)
2 table spoons of rum (i use Appletons Spiced)
3 packages of ladyfinger cookies
cocoa powder
1 litre of whipping cream (liquid form)

{STEP ONE}

whisk together egg and sugar until well blended.
add mascarpone cheese and beat until smooth using an electric mixer.
whip the cream until stiff and firm, using the same mixer.
mix together the whipped cream with the first mixture, using a spoon (slow motion)
until you have something like this:


{STEP TWO}

combine coffee and rum.
Immerse the ladyfingers, one at a time, into the coffee mixture
DIP THEM VERY QUICKLY! (that parts important)

Arrange 1/3 of the soaked ladyfingers in the bottom of a dish.
spread 1/3 of the whipped mixture over ladyfingers.
sprinkle layer with cocoa (i use a sifter to get an even coat)
like so:


{STEP THREE}

Repeat this step as many times as your dish allows.
Layer after layer.
Just like this:


and more whipped mix:


and then more cocoa:


{STEP FOUR}

Once you have run out of supplies and reach the top of you dish, stop.
Cover dish.


{STEP FIVE}

Put in fridge for 24-48 hours.

I usually do 48 hours, and it comes out like a slice of cake when it's done.
SO GOOD.
TRUST ME.

You're welcome.

 
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