Booze: The Key to a Merry Christmas

Of course I am talking about booze.

What else is there?

Family?
Love?
Giving gifts of love to family?
Pffffffft......

From Brandy to Baileys, or boxed wine to champagne - the last 3 weeks of December are usually soaked up enough to send anyone into AA on the first day of the New Year.

First up is my birthday on the 18th.  Every year is better then the next, because I can never seem to remember the one from the year previous. This year should be amazing, as I can't even begin to tell you what my 28th was  like since I blacked out since I'm too old to remember things -- I just know it was great.

Then comes Christmas.  Egg nog and punch and wines of all kind! My mom loves her wine, and I have developed the same taste for that potent bottle of grapes turned into magic juice.  Whether it be red or white, any and all natural wine is welcome in my home (and bloodstream) on this joyous day.

New Years  - I don't even need to say more then whoever doesn't have a drink to cheers and spill all over each other, as we hug when the clock strikes twelve o'clock - is a loser.  At least have a glass in your hand.  Also, for those single people out there, a little bubbly makes it that much easier to get that lucky kiss at midnight.  If it sounds like I'm saying getting drunk makes people easy - it's because, well, I am and it does.   Google it.

So whatever your drink of choice is this season, please drink responsibly and DO NOT for the love of god get behind the wheel.  We all know it's bad, so let's all just cut the bullshit excuses and take a taxi.

Merry "Pah-tay" Christmas To All, and too all a good night!

Even Tiny Tim, but somebody needs to check that kid's ID before he gets any nog.....