Remember N'SYNC? Of course you do

'N Sync. You know it, knew it - LIVED IT.

the ones in the back have shaded out faces because they're hot...oh wait...

We all shed a tear when they went 'bye bye bye', but as I drove to work the other day listening to the radio host jokingly talk about how "God must have spent a little more time on you" was his and his gf's song - I began to think about the group that was 'N Sync, and why, out of all 5 guys, did I only care deeply for Justin Timberlake.

Sure, he's a great singer.  Arguably the best one in the group.  When he sang, 'This I promise you' - well... that pretty much sealed the deal for me.  His tight curls and plethora of colourful leather jackets had me mesmerized, and the fact he was dating Britney Spears made me love him even more.  By him dating her, it meant that no boy I had the hots for at school could have the chance to date her - thus forcing them to like girls within arms reach (aka me), and without an amazingly talented and rich boyfriend.

When he started to branch out with hits like 'Girlfriend', we all noticed a noticeably more mature and lower voiced JT.  He was alone. He could sing. And he wanted us to be his girlfriends. He had, much like a scene out of a movie, lost Britney because she was a Hollywood whore, and probably ended up with those guys from my high school.  This left Timberlake to write some of the best vengeful and sensual songs, that I couldn't help picture him singing to Cameron Diaz *shudder* Too bad he didn't get her when she was in The Mask, but I guess he wasn't born yet...

Anyways - the point of this blog (I swear there is one) is that I don't even remember how to spell the names of the other guys in the band.  There's the astronaut, Lance.  The Italian guy who has a goatee.  Ummm a guy named Chris? (don't quote me) and JC Chazaseszzz.  Or something.  But Timberlake? He's still the man, hooking up with Hollywood's hottest ladies, starring in movies, getting nominated for stuff and making kick ass music.  OH. And he blazes. Oh yah, and one more thing....

There is an explanation why we all know Justin Timberlake and that reason is this:

He's Hot.

I rest my case.  The moral of this story is that if you want to break out of a boy band and hope for future success, make sure you're the hot one who can carry a tune.  Otherwise, you'll just be Justin Guarini, and no one wants that - not even Justin Guarini....