20.6.11

Why Ashley Shouldn't be the Bachelorette

I don't even know where to begin..

I'm with Bentley, when he said that "things would have been different if the Bachelorette was Emily"  Yah that - OR if the bachelorette was Michelle.  THAT would have been some serious drama worth watching.


Instead, this season, we get to watch this shallow little girl fall for the one guy who is there to completely destroy her mentally.  Listening to her talk about how what her and Bentley had was so immediate and amazing, makes me want to start my own riot. Right in my living room.  Starting with the TV.  Seriously, they may have been able to save this season by showing her a tape of Bentley saying that he was not attracted to her at all, or even the part where he talked about how he couldn't love her - but he could bang her.  ROMANCE AT IT'S FINEST.

She's not giving any of the guys a chance, she looks disinterested and they do too.  She has no clue what she was getting into and it shows.  Have some self confidence, little rock solid bodied girl with the side ponytails.  You are the Bachelorette, which means you get to run the show.  She clearly gives the roses to the hottest ones, regardless of how much they don't act like they are interested in the slightest. Aka William. Aka Constantine.
"OOoooo, you're hot. ROSE."
"Oooo guy who got concussed for the sake of entertainment of the other men I'm kissing. ROSE"
"Oooo look at me roll around on the beach and flip my head back and forth. ROSE. ROSE. ROSE"

I don't know about you, but I am now watching the rest of this season to see just how shallow she can get.  And if that scene they keep showing, where the host says that Bentley is in the hotel, leads to her taking him back so he can make fun of her more behind her back? Well - then they should change the name of the show to "The Bachelor who is hilarious because he is a Player".

Just sayin.

4 comments:

kixy stabbs said...

IF SHE ROLLS AROUND ON THE FUCKING BEACH ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD..

Cheep 'n Cheerful said...

Agreed that Michelle would have made a great Bachelorette - she puts the "crazy" in "boy-crazy". While poor Ashley is frankly not that interesting - she seems smart, is cute & has a weakness for d-bags. Meh - that's 95% of us single girls. Every episode I'm cringing on the inside but can't stop watching as I need to see how bad it can really get. Kinda like watching FOX News.

Cicy said...

I'm waiting for the normal men in the show to walk out.

Candice said...

hahaha and now one of them has...I dont know, now that its getting down to the wire I find myself leaning towards Ben, butttt I think JP has this one. Dont you think Ben and constantine look alike? it kinda weirds me out a bit. but nothing quite as much as the way she walks. lol its like she sat on something sharp too many times.

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