Last night when we were leaving downtown, we hopped on the skytrain at Granville. This guy was on the train, calling everyone he knew - severely intoxicated but otherwise harmless- and was yelling at them to get off at the next stop, and hop on the train behind. He called 3 different people, and very loudly told them to come on his train and to stop "SCREWING HIM OVER - You better not screw me over here, don't screw me over - wasssa big deal to getun mah train?!"
He was getting very frustrated.
Enter gaggle of young girls (18-20yrs old)
I had to take notes at this point because he had the train laughing as we listened to him talk to the girls (who were clearly loving up the attention):
"Heyyyy!
you guys know Megan M? You know, Megan - half black Megan who used to rap?
Getting screwed over by my friends - come to the train behind you!
I have a thing for brown girls....Don't hang out with people like me girls...
JERSEY SHORE?? Chop the power unit on the tv when Jersey Shore is on. OOohhhhh Big time.
.............
I wish you guys could all attack me at once.
That's my daughter....I'm 28 how old are you? 18? oh my god....
Megans married to a lesbian - -*looks out the window* -- shithole Fraser River.
It's nice to meet you girls - and your a babe - I'm a f%$#ing idioit.
Jershey Shore...all these people Facebooking and shit, those guys have got STD's.
Elvis - you remember Elvis? He's bigger then MJ and they're both dead....
Well, this is me...
I wish I could kidnap you"
Those girls were feeding right into this guys drunken state and they chatted about their encounter all the way to our stop, and I'm sure for a bit after that. It reminded me of being 18 and having an inside joke with your friends that last for years and years. I have a feeling that moment will be like that for them in the years to come.
All I know, is I want to hear Megan M. rap.
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4 comments:
"I'll see you on IRC tonight!" or perhaps.... "buy a cookie, save your life!!" or the infamous... "shhh! the burrito..it's talking to me!"
hahaha YES! thats exactly what I was thinking of!!!
Picture this:
An evening like any other on the skytrain, heading in to Vancouver from the old line out in Burnaby.. A man gets on the train, highly intoxicated, with a fisherman's hat covered in plastic leaves.
He pesters and bothers patrons, yelling at them and waving wildly.. until Stadium when people are starting to get a little peevish about the whole scenario. Someone got up to press the silent alarm, as this man began to pick on a well-to-do couple on their way to a concert (probably Michael Bolton).
Mr. Drinky must have started to notice the shift in everyone's good natured tolerance, because just as the BING BING BING on the skytrain warned the closing of the door, HE LEAPT FROM HIS SEAT, "No one will find me in my special hat!!!!" he exclaimed as he jumped to leave the train.
Only his plans to leave were thwarted as the doors crushed him, mid-leap. As they opened again he sheepishly stumbled out and left.
hahahah!!!! the door closing on him was the best part!!!!!! i never remember i have a video camera on my phone until its too late!!!
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