Last night when we were leaving downtown, we hopped on the skytrain at Granville. This guy was on the train, calling everyone he knew - severely intoxicated but otherwise harmless- and was yelling at them to get off at the next stop, and hop on the train behind. He called 3 different people, and very loudly told them to come on his train and to stop "SCREWING HIM OVER - You better not screw me over here, don't screw me over - wasssa big deal to getun mah train?!"
He was getting very frustrated.
Enter gaggle of young girls (18-20yrs old)
I had to take notes at this point because he had the train laughing as we listened to him talk to the girls (who were clearly loving up the attention):
you guys know Megan M? You know, Megan - half black Megan who used to rap?
Getting screwed over by my friends - come to the train behind you!
I have a thing for brown girls....Don't hang out with people like me girls...
JERSEY SHORE?? Chop the power unit on the tv when Jersey Shore is on. OOohhhhh Big time.
I wish you guys could all attack me at once.
That's my daughter....I'm 28 how old are you? 18? oh my god....
Megans married to a lesbian - -*looks out the window* -- shithole Fraser River.
It's nice to meet you girls - and your a babe - I'm a f%$#ing idioit.
Jershey Shore...all these people Facebooking and shit, those guys have got STD's.
Elvis - you remember Elvis? He's bigger then MJ and they're both dead....
Well, this is me...
I wish I could kidnap you"
Those girls were feeding right into this guys drunken state and they chatted about their encounter all the way to our stop, and I'm sure for a bit after that. It reminded me of being 18 and having an inside joke with your friends that last for years and years. I have a feeling that moment will be like that for them in the years to come.
All I know, is I want to hear Megan M. rap.